Pre-St. Patty’s Day

There was a hint of the shamrock at the ballpark today, but more so on fan shop hangers and in shopping bags than on heads and shoulders.  After all, there’s plenty of Phillies stylin’ to do that doesn’t involve green yet.  Earings, for example.  But for all the Phillies stylin’ there was an unusual sight at the ballpark today where the temperature peaked at 86 degrees.  There, in full view of the stadium, was an Atlanta patron with a Bra over his head.

Just to get you into the spirit ….

Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, “I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through.”

So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley said, “Who are you??”

Mrs. Riley replied, “I am the devil!”

With that, Riley shook her hand and said, “Glad to meet ya, I’m married to your sister.”


About Leonard J. Press, O.D., FAAO, FCOVD

Developmental Optometry is my passion as well as occupation. Blogging allows me to share thoughts in a unique visual style.
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